Why am I always dying???

I have this friend, outwardly she appears normal, confident, attractive........However, the other day she rang me and asked me to sit down to hear her news.......

My Friend: Can I tell you something?
Me: Of course, What is it?
My Friend: I think I have MS.....
Me:........*Silence*..........
My Friend: No really, I'm sure, I'm really sick this time.......
Me: What happened to your skin cancer??
My friend: I went to three dermatology specialists they said it a mole.
Me:.....Three specialists!!
My Friend: I didn't believe the first two.....
Me: So what makes you think you have MS?
My Friend: I have this funny feeling in my foot when I have been sitting down for a while....
Me: Erm...That's called pins and needles.....
My Friend: No, I'm sure its MS, do you think my boyfriend will look after me when I'm sick?......
Me: Have you been on NHS Direct again???
My Friend: No!!
Me: Google???....
My Friend: ....Maybe....Why am I always dying???